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Chatter.Navigation: Main page Author: Lopez, Molly
GRADUATES: WE SALUTE YOU Thank you for … this doctorate you're going to give me. Now I can get out of this dead-end job. -BILLY JOEL at Syracuse UniversityWhen I [agreed to speak], little did I know this would be such a unique moment in time: a time of ending, a new beginning … but enough about me. Let's talk about you. -KATIE COURIC, who's leaving NBC's Today for The CBS Evening News, at the University of Oklahoma[In college] I was dating this girl who decided it was time to call her parents and tell them she was gay. She said … "I'm gay, and I'm dating a musician." And there was a long silence…. They said, "It's not that [you're gay]-but really, honey, a musician?" -MELISSA ETHERIDGE at Berklee College of Music[I] barely made it out of high school. [Now] I stand up here as a doctor. I ask that somebody send the photos to the principal at Plano East Senior High. -Honorary doctor LANCE ARMSTRONG at Tufts UniversityPeople in my line of work don't do hats. Gotta be on the air in about seven hours. Can't have hat hair. -NBC Nightly News' BRIAN WILLIAMS at Seton Hall UniversityI'm certainly not asking anyone to run out and burn down City Hall…. I simply advocate … being involved citizens. Don't ever be afraid to ask the question "Why?" -VIGGO MORTENSEN at St. Lawrence UniversityI expected to come, bow, wave, smile…. Then I read the fine print … and discovered that I also had to have something to say. I'm not accustomed to making up my own lines. -Law & Order's SAM WATERSTON at Green Mountain CollegeI tried to remember [my graduation], but I couldn't recall who had given the address at the University of Texas in 1973…. Imagine my surprise when I discovered it was some guy named George Bush. Four years [later] I married his son. We never know where life is going to take us. -LAURA BUSH at Vanderbilt UniversityI heard everyone was going to be wearing robes -ELLEN DEGENERES, onstage in a white bathrobe, at Tulane UniversityYou only get one shot, do not miss your chance to blow; this opportunity comes once in a lifetime -JODIE FOSTER at the University of Pennsylvania, quoting EminemLet's face it-you had to practice on somebody. So to all of you family members who were literally pincushions, we salute you -AL ROKER, to acupuncture and massage-therapy graduates, at New York College of Health ProfessionsPHOTO (COLOR) PHOTO (COLOR) PHOTO (COLOR) ~~~~~~~~ By Molly Lopez in the Fair Use guidelines of the 1976 U.S. Copyright Act. info [at] singlearticles.com Powered by CommonSense |
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