THE BILLARY CODE EDITION.

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CONVENTIONAL WISDOM WATCH

Dan Brown's next challenge: Deciphering the code phrases in NYT front-pager on Clinton marriage. Good luck!

Bush             =          Stop the presses! He finally admits
                            he made some mistakes. That wasn't so
                            hard now, was it?

Lay              -          Old: Enron's slick Kenny Boy will charm
                            jury and confuse the issues. New: Top or
                            lower bunk?

Gore             +          Having moment with global-warming flick.
                            An inconvenient truth for Dems: Al may
                            be back.

GOPs             -          Warrantless wiretaps? Fine! Everyone's
                            phone records? No problem. Search a
                            Rep's office? Crisis!

Chas. Gibson     +          Veteran ABC morning guy snags "World
                            News Tonight" anchor chair. Chalk up
                            another for the AARP

Taylor           +          More people voted for Idol than will
                            show up for midterms. Next year: Bill
                            Frist auditions.

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